spoon before poon

the act of cuddling another before completing the performance of a lifetime

Greg: dude, did you shag her last night?
George: naa we did the good old spoon before poon
Greg: classic

by Mr BigG April 30, 2015

Party Poison

Our lord and savior, the real piss daddy

Piss is life
-party poison

by Fronk Euro December 2, 2018

spoon poon

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

by Jazzual August 27, 2011

Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding

Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!

by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016

Party Poison

The leader of the Killjoys, a group of new superheroes started by My Chemical Romance based in California, 2019. Party Poison (Gerard Way), is known for his colourful hair and outfit and the fact that he leads the Killjoys.

Party Poison is very sexually attractive.

by Swift Spark August 19, 2011

pogonophobic

someone who is scared of beards

I can't sit next to that bearded man- you know i'm pogonophobic!!

by Clare Lawry April 11, 2007

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013