When a guy is sleeping, and someone else (another guy) sticks his penis in the others mouth. He usually masturbates or cums. Then, he photographs his dick in the mouth and uses the photo as future disgust and embarressment toward the other.
At camp, Tim gave Patrick a Roman Portrait at night. He then embarressed him with it for the rest of camp.
by WoundedHeart February 19, 2009
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I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.
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by philologue August 14, 2011
Get the milf-portrait mug.A picture taken of yourself with your cell phone. Usually taken in a bathroom mirror or by holding camera at arm's length. Used for sexting or social media.
by GeorgeWJeff November 13, 2011
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examples of a Celf-Portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of Facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself
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The businessman committed tax evasion, so now he is being prosecuted and his Presidential Portrait is all over the news.
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by x0supercool0x February 10, 2008
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