Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010

portions

Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on

To have portions on someone>

Did you have portions?
Yes
What kind?
Just kissing.

by Jellybean October 3, 2003

Zio porcone

Famosa frase creata da una parodia di Bobone Vieri, zio porcone.

Io direi di no, zio porcone.
Vedi che figa, zio porcone.

by RaaandyOrton August 14, 2016

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum

Something Michael Moore would eat.

An Extra Large Portion of Yum-Yum would be like an extra large quadruple bacon thick burger with deep fried onions, chocolate pudding, and high fructose corn syrup.

by Kokuhyou~ January 8, 2010

portion

a part of something

the portion of pie is good

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

potconomy

Economy based on the commerce of pot or marijuana.

I have been looking for a job for six months! No luck!
Have you tried jobs at a pot store or with a pot merchant? Go get your fair share of Denver potconomy , woman!

by MeMakesMemes July 25, 2017