porridge

Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*

by Rath Illuser September 09, 2004

porridge

To bide your time for revenge.

Just a as oats sets when cooled and is easier to eat, so is a clmly and long calculated vengence with no recorse.

Common proverb "porridge is best served cold"

"Dakota waited three years to venge his fathers death, it was porridge"

"Porridge! i tell ya, porridge!. Dont do it now, wait for it, you want it to be sweeter dont you?, the crab can wait"

by LittleJonny April 05, 2004

porridge baby

When a woman has that many different males cum inside her, she doesn’t know who the baby’s dad is.

Oh Leah is such a cum bucket. She definitely got her self a little porridge baby.

by Gremlins 22 January 21, 2023

stir the porridge

When a girl is having sex with more than one male at the same time and the first guy has blown his load inside her, and now it is your turn. As you go at it, you will 'stir the porridge' and be mixing the first guys cum with yours or however many have been before you.

Fellow, you all have had your turn, it is my turn now to stir the porridge

by Dougie1 December 29, 2016

slut porridge

When a guy ejaculates inside of you and it drips out for hours after.

Oh my god, I've got some major slut porridge running down my leg right now!

by JennyJay September 27, 2010

Ghetto porridge

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge

"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."

by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023

Sex Porridge

The frothy mixture of both male and female ejaculate fluids that appears on your bed post coitus. This mixture generally leads to an argument over which sexual partner sleeps on which side of the bed. In turn this may lead to anger sex creating enough sex porridge to open up a soup kitchen

Man: "Wow that was incredible sex... I think I want the wall side of the bed."
Woman: "No I'm sleeping on the wall side... I have enough sex porridge on this side to offer customers the soup of the day."

by SnakeJunior June 13, 2013