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parnoid

Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges
george bush with his obsession with oil
george bush with his obsession with drugs
george bush with cheney
god made him go to war
by me jojo August 1, 2004
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Pornfidelity

1. unfaithfulness in marriage or relationship caused by the act of wife bringing home ass for the husband / boyfriend; threesomes, orgies. 2. belief of person or persons that marriage is not monogamous, boring or repetative.
My girl picked up a chick at the mall, brought her home and we had a threesome! That's Pornfidelity!

There is a website for an example. Wish your girl had that mindstate?
by Dahlan August 28, 2010
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Pornidus

The disease which goes through a persons mind when they feel the urge to watch porn.

Unfortunately it is contagious and can be passed from one person to another, some people are disgusted by it while others happily accept it
Person who is infected by pornidus: I am so bored...alrighty time to get in some good porn!

Person who is not infected by pornidus: I am so bored...alrighty time to play a game or read a book? Perhaps make plans with some friends?

Person who is not infected walks in on person infected with pornidus: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Person who is infected with pornidus is mortified because they have been caught and stops watching porn and steps closer to the not infected person: It's not what it looks like!

Person not infected: Step away from me before i catch Pornidus! You perv!

And that is a accurate description of Pornidus and how it is used in an example.
by The Real Joke December 20, 2018
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Pronoid

A belief somebody thinks they are more popular than they really are.
Kanye West is a fine example of Pronoid
by Manufacturedfeelings February 3, 2012
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pronoid

Person who believe that something or someone proacts for him/her, despite a current situation.
'I can walk trought war without harm'
by Charlie Skooppi January 13, 2004
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pornodeixeophobia

The fear that you forgot to close your porn on your laptop the night before and it will pop up at work, school, or any other public place or while someone else is around in general. por-noh-dayk-SEE-oh-foh-bee-h (From Greek πόρνος pórnos "fornicator", δεῖξις deîxis "display, showing", and -φοβία -phobía "fear")
"Dude, I finally got done writing that paper. Now I just have to print it."
"Nice, man! Show me!"
"Nah, I can't open up my laptop here. I have major pornodeixeophobia."
by ambrosios April 12, 2015
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Pornidio

Auth einai pornidio
Skase pornidio gamw to spiti sou
8a sou skisw to gataki re pornidio
by Eli April 16, 2021
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