porno

the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.

i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german porno.

by decepti_kun December 18, 2005

porno

Porno is the relaxing pics of naked chicks and babes that you look at while masturbating

"I looked at the porno in the magazine and when asked i said:"What i like to read the articles!!!""

by Douchebag February 8, 2003

porno

Just another way to pronounce porn

Got my great collection of porno right here. Gonna watch some tonite!

by ethanabiss April 10, 2010

porno

a movie that teaches you how to suck a dick during the majority of the duration... and teaches you how to cum on the last part.

Zup bro, watched porno last night... can i suck ur dick.

by that's me around the corner April 23, 2011

porno

(n.) A parody on reality. Porno causes major issues under today's adolescents and even adults because of its idealistic portrait of intercourse. It has fucked up many sex relationships, and will continue to do so. Most religions completely prohibit the viewing and recording of porno.
That is why most religions suck, and porno rocks.

Person A: Porno rocks!
Person B: Aww man, I couldn't get off yesterdag because I am used to girls gagging shit - my girl is just about licking.
Person A: Porno rocks!
Person B: Hell yeah!

by bestialityFTW June 22, 2011

porno

when people are horny but cant have sex they will watch a POR...............NO!!
AND GET OFF TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

1)The 2 lesbos were boning each other with their strapon DIL............DOS!!!

2)YEA I LOVE PORNOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TOmaynardOL September 19, 2003

That's a porno

An alternative for "that's what she said".

Lady: I didn't expect it to go off in my hands.
Guy: That's a porno.

by calvinke November 4, 2010