Porntable 

Portable pornography made possible through devices like PDAs, iPads and smart phones.

Bruce bought an iPad to make "Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone" and the rest of his collection more porntable.

Porntable by GSBJim July 26, 2010

Pornstar Principle 

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

Pornstar Principle by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011

porntato 

Pornography involving potatoes.

Guy 1: I liked that porntato clip you sent me.
Guy 2: Yeah, I liked the part where they peeled each other.

porntato by Jojo of the potato December 15, 2013

pornstar doppelganger 

An adult film star, typically female, who resembles a friend or acquaintance, etc. Generally, the adult film star serves as a stand-in in fantasies about that acquaintance.

Don't you think Brooke looks like Jenna Haze?
Jenna Haze is definitely Brooke's pornstar doppelganger.

pornstar doppelganger by CT Brown January 6, 2008

porniac

someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive

i bet he is a porniac

porniac by Bob June 11, 2004

pornstache 

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

pornstache by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

Failed Pornstar 

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

Failed Pornstar by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020