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jumped off the porch

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.
by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
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porscha

A beautiful girl with a tough exterior but really sweet when you get to know her. If she cares about you she will do anything for you. When crossed by a friend she has no problem disowning them. keeps to her self but still social enough to be seen.
Porscha my ride or die.
by laylaj September 10, 2013
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Porchpussy

A person who talks shit to you from their porch but never leaves the porch.
Some kid called me a bitch from his porch but never left it, what a porchpussy.
by RT51 February 9, 2010
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Porchea

Super fly! Funny, witty, and friendly.Not to be messed with on a bad day less u want to be wolverined!
Person 1: Boy, that Porchea sure is fun to be around, but what's wrong with her today?

Person2: Don't mess around and get wolverined!
by Tramacat April 6, 2010
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porca madonna

Way to insult Virgin Mary. Italians use it when they are very angry or feel hard pain.
Similar expressions connected to the Virgin Mary are "Madonna Bocchinara", "Madonna Puttana".
Italian creativity is often shown in the creation of similar expressions.
Mi ha rubato le scarpe di gomma, porca madonna!
by Ripallo November 10, 2008
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Smoking on the porch

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017
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porch dog

A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.

Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
by Vitruvian Man May 25, 2006
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