poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

Postjacking

When someone comments on a Facebook post such as a wallpost, status update, or anything else in an attempt to bring in another conversation and divert attention away from the post and toward themselves.

Jason posted on Marie's Wall:
"Hey...how have you been?"
Jack commented on Jason's wall post:
"JASON! Why didn't you text me back?"

And Jason and Jack have a conversation on the wall post that was meant to be for Marie, and thus Jack postjacked the conversation. Postjacking can also occur in status updates, but it most common on wall posts.

by Johanson Johnson December 27, 2009

netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

popty ping

a microwave owen. Word invented in Wales for simplicity.

The popty ping has popped the popcorn.

by Jaran May 6, 2008