oil-pocalypse

An event involving oil damage or destruction at an awesome or catastrophic scale

The oil spill in the Gulf in April 2010

see www.marytoons.com for illustration, entitled,
'Escape from Oil-pocalypse . . yet another SLiCK idea'

by marytoons May 2, 2010

pornocalypse

The death that all humanity faces when men watch porn and jack off so much that our groinal region becomes insensitive and our balls must migrate to our chin then no person will think ever again from fear of public orgasms from thinking and scratching their chin. This will lead to mankind being dumb as shit forever.

Tommy lost 98% of his brain power after the pornocalypse.

by Newton of Now April 3, 2008

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

hopocalypse

When all the police are on the street and all the hos disappear and you can't find no paid poonany.

Me: "No hoes, no pimps... I think this is a hopocalypse."

You: "Yeah, I've heard of those."

by arsmagna November 1, 2015

Poopocalypse

An incident where a pet, usually a dog, or a Roomba runs over a pets feces and throws it about the house.

I'm going to have to move, my dog had a poopocalypse.

by Drihten August 31, 2019

Poocalypse

An unmitigated fecal disaster. The magnitude of which casts doubt on the future of humanity

We all believed the damaged to be contained to a small area, but Rowan’s diaper was actually a poocalypse the likes of which god had never seen.

by The Infernal Machine June 13, 2022

Pimpocalypse

When a person loses control of their partner(s).

Jerry: What just happened?

Charlie: Jessica just found out about Carli.

Jerry: By Merlin's beard turn your phone off!!! It's the Pimpocalypse! Hide Bro!

by B-B222 December 13, 2010