Oh my God Riley, we're not poptarts so stop making every song have Cinnamon Poptart looking-ass Donky Kong vocals.
by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022
Get the Poptartmug. One of the many attempts to create an N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply too white, one may call them a poptart.
Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!
by poptarts anonymous January 8, 2011
Get the Poptartmug. basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.
by C Star August 3, 2005
Get the PopTartmug. Another word for bae,
Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is
Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is
by Ohana_Ashley December 2, 2014
Get the PopTartmug. used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.
Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?
Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?
Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?
by t-la August 25, 2008
Get the poptartmug. by POPTART$ March 11, 2023
Get the POPTART$mug. An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.
by URwatUeat August 25, 2019
Get the Poptartmug.