poexting

Doing poetry through texting.

Texter 1: Ur so sweet, u gv me cvties.
Texter 2: What's that?
Texter 1: Poexting

by zbrcht September 18, 2009

Poofting

POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft

April always suspected Desiree to be a poofter . Heard her poofting in the bathroom before bedtime.

by SLapshArd September 20, 2016

Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

pooxing

the act of taking a photo of your shit, then distributing such photo amongst your friends or foes.

Yea, Cheech and Chong are always pooxing.

by POO KING May 5, 2013

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021