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Get the poexting mug.POOFtING; action: verb. The state in which (lite fartlike actions) Poots, begin to interact with ones current bowel movement creating a Pooft
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When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
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Get the Pooexting mug.When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
by biznuge November 12, 2020
Get the Pooting mug.Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.
Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”
“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
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