Jordan Poole

Player for the lightskin Warriors that gets a power boost when he sees baddies arounds

I was having a bad game till sum baddies pulled up. Then I performed an Jordan Poole!

by Markelle Williams January 17, 2023

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Pooetry

AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah

Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet

by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Nate Poole

Arizona Cardinal's Player From Marshall. Made game winning TD with no time left in 2004 to knock Vikings outa playoffs.

Nate Poole gets a TD!

by Cody Nabors April 7, 2005

Billy Poole Parking

A preferred parking spot (ie. front row parking at a store)

It must be my lucky day I got Billy Poole Parking at Walmart!

by Codeman92 March 18, 2023

anti jordan poole effect

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.

I have the anti jordan poole effect

by Minkyballz February 19, 2023