When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.
by living proof December 12, 2003
Get the poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.The Houdini of poo: When a poop falls into the toilet bowl but magically disappears by making its way to the pipe before flushing.
"Everything come out ok?"
"Yeah I had a great poop, but a little disconcerting. Looked in the bowl and it was nowhere to be found."
"Ah...the Great Poohdini!"
"Yeah I had a great poop, but a little disconcerting. Looked in the bowl and it was nowhere to be found."
"Ah...the Great Poohdini!"
by coining buttress April 28, 2014
Get the Poohdini mug.When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.
"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015
Get the Poodini mug.When you have a one night stand with a young lady and you awake to find she has disappeared like the famous magician Harry Houdini.
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