plutoniumware

A piece of software that is supposed to "tweak" you computer but instead will make it most likely unusable; especially known in the computer graphics world.

Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.

by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

Plot Polonium

The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.

Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.

Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.

by Shepherd Guy April 26, 2020

Plutonium

Shit that will blow you up

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy

by Mike September 23, 2004

mad dog 357 plutonium

Hottest sauce ever recorded

Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the hottest sauce?

Man 2: No, what is it?

Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units

Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!

by no no you you June 14, 2020

Plutonium

A l33t man. My favorite buttbuddy.

Plutonium is l33t.

by SuicideTaxi August 5, 2003

Plutonium

really really really dope

yo that new wu-tang clan track is fucking PLUTONIUM.

by gza,rza,odb,ugod,MK,GK,rae,INS,meth,cappa October 2, 2007