Poozealous

Overzealous over poozle as defined by literary scholar levita Mondie

Mcmurphy in one flew over a cuckoos nest is admitted into the ward for being poozealous, or having too much sex.

by Vegan kitchen literary scholar May 20, 2011

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

pootermobile

Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life.

Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah....

....pootermobile

::wild cheers::

by BKS April 21, 2004

Pootual

A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!

"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".

by McMuzz May 25, 2010

Pootnam

Another name for the town of Putnam CT used predominantly by the young Turkish demographic.

Yo you see coach from Pootnam? He's having another kid.

by Mr. Kadir January 26, 2021