poobum

A child's insult

You poobum-wee-piss-head

by Rohan February 28, 2004

PooPussy

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.

Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy

by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011

Booze Poos

Similar to a Hangover, Booze Poos is a bi-prouduct of a heavy nights drinking. <sung to the tunes of Blues Clues> "Not Quite Booze and not quite poos, booze poos, booze poos".....
One should also note the slimey texture as its slides/slithers down the side of your toilet bowl...

"Dude, I just had the mad booze poos this morning <insert catchy booze poos jingle>"

by wokboy July 31, 2006

poosum

A much more feral type of the average Phalangeriformes which is more commonly known as a possum

That's a disgusting looking poosum up in that tree

by feral_rat August 7, 2018

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

pooburp

This is another word for fart, a gaseous emission.

Yuck - Naomi did a pooburp

by Lucy Morley November 15, 2004

PooPutt

A person that is being wack, sorry, or not cool.

Stop being a pooputt and eating all the food.

by LimeLight209 March 8, 2007