pooslap

a forcefull back hand slap similar to the pimpslap, except you hand is covered in ass crack clay.

my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the bitch, shouted "YOU BEST RECONIZE!"... she got the message

by bizz March 5, 2004

poopslanginterpirtivabootylisosmarajuanadoodooberries

BOoB DUUR is the gayest kid in this world, and you will all want to sex him up before you die

I love poopslanginterpirtivabootylisosmarajuanadoodooberries 4 forever!

by BooB DURR November 5, 2004

poopslav

One who is a sad, sad sack. They posses enough dignity to not be known as Le Sac (ie. one with all sack and no balls), but still very sad.

Guy 1: Shut up poopslav, you're just a sad sack!
Guy 2: Do you know how offensive that is?!

by Barry Waterford March 14, 2011

Poopscaping

Poopscaping is improving a turd by alternating the existing design by molding and crapping the turd.

"Are you into the poopscaping business yet John?"
"What the hell, why is my shit all fancy looking, did you hire the poopscaping team?"
"I was hired for the poopscaping project over in Turdfield!"
"I turned left on country road 106 and saw a bunch of idiots poopscaping turdfield!"

by P00-Poo P33-Pee July 13, 2017

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022