Poolette

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.

I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!

by davefiver August 15, 2011

sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.

by Bulletnhiney April 15, 2021

poomlette

A type of omlette created using ones' anus. Raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the anus and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some shit. It is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.

Can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

E.g. "Damn, that smells like a fucking poomlette"

Or as a threat to someone you don't like:

E.g. "I'm gonna make you eat my poomlette you fuck!"

by El Pornino November 11, 2007

poolet

When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"

Dude i just pooleted in ur toilet after eating all that gross shit.

by Corbor April 12, 2009

pooplets

pieces of crap

by julie wolford July 3, 2003

Pooplette

A tiny chunk of poo that floats in the toilet regardless of how many times you flush the toilet...

Dude....Laurel flushed and flushed but there was one little pooplette that would just not go down...

by Jakaykay April 28, 2009

pooplesquat

when someone shoves thier finger up your bum whilst your having sex

"oh ye now give me a pooplesquat"

by MADMAX C February 19, 2009