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Poop Shooter

A person who tells lies in order to impress others.
Man, you are such a poop shooter! Who in their right mind would believe that!
by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
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poopshoot

(v.) to do anything at all that requires no skill at all. Like watching tv, or drinking beer.
ex. 1:Guillermo: Wats up broseph?

Pablo: Because im tired of people saying "nm", I am poopshooting.

ex: 2:Dan: you wanna come over and play airsoft?
Henrik: nah...i'd rather poopshoot my face off then go to your stupid house
by vagflab April 5, 2009
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poopshoot

The act of pooping into a girls anal hole or vagina. Thrust log as if a dildo. A discontinuation of the thrusting is uncalled for until the log has been broken down into a brown liquid goop, which could then be used for a lubricant or tasty drink. Rub onto testies for maximum speed and agility. Dip testies into mouth for a sensation the girl will never forget (May cause death).
"I gave Mary a poopshoot yesterday, She said the poop filled out her cunt nicely."

"I fed Karen the liquid goop, She gagged and nearly died."

"I LOVE TO GIVE SLUTS POOPSHOOTS"
by Joe master of hoe November 24, 2006
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poopshoot

arsehole - anus or
a chat room to shoot the proverbial shit on.
she takes it up the poopshoot better than kiki daire used to
by flite November 24, 2003
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peppering poopshoot

A rectum so diseased, you wake up three days later with an infected phallus.
I got so drunk this weekend and banged that girl’s peppering poopshoot. Now I got a severe case of fire cock.
by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022
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Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.
"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"
by thechop123 August 1, 2009
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Poopshoot

Another word for anus, small area in the buttox area. also known as the o|o, where o|o takes it
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
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