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poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

Poop A Loop 

A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.
Close! But never eat soup before Poop A Loop!
Damn. I lost $100.
Poop A Loop by Stinkalink November 14, 2017

poop de loop 

if you get hurt and you're in front of children and don't want to curse. it just rolls off the tongue.
Girl bangs her arm on the table

GIRL:SH.. i mean POOP DE LOOP! *fake smile*
*little kids giggle*
FRIEND: NICE SAVE.

poop a loop 

dude your poop a loop (butthole) smells!!
poop a loop by Zach butkiss November 3, 2006

poop-a-loop 

something to say to fill in the awkward silence when u dont want to talk to the person talking to you.
Man: how was your day?
Woman: poop-a-loop (shrug)
Man: true
poop-a-loop by cahills sunrise April 13, 2008

Poop-a-Loop 

Verb Phrase The act of pooping in a loop or in spirals.
Noun aka. Poop Loop.
Nikki- Man, I need to Poop-a-Loop... bad.
Hunter- Good luck!
Poop-a-Loop by PB&Fan April 11, 2010