poopslinging

When in a shower one shits in his hand and slings the feces toward a fellow showerer in retaliation for being pissed upon or some similar offence.

Joe pissed on me, so i poopslung all over him.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

poopling

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

by Pooperooni July 12, 2009

Poopfingering

A term used for the act of logging on to another's email address or personal networking site (such as Facebook or MySpace) and either sending incriminating e-mails to others in his or her address book, or changing his or her settings, statuses, or information to something incriminating, or something the individual would not write.

Did you read Dylan's Facebook status about him liking men? I think someone's been poopfingering him.

by the jc creeper March 30, 2009

pooflinger

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

by pooflingers July 7, 2006

poopelingina

When a girl wipes her behind from the front, cross-contaminating her vagina with feces.

Mary got a bad case of poopelingina, I told her to wipe correctly.

by Brad Hough November 14, 2004

poophlinger

One who poo's or has sharded himself and then continues to check with moisture to discover a chunk or two and complete this gesture by flinging the "poo" at someone.

kid1-"Hey i just farted soo bad and it was a wet one"
kid2-"Hahaha lemme guess, u crapped yourself!"
kid1-"Dunno, lemme check....omg nasty, Catch!!!"
kid2-"AHHHHH"

by Johnny-C February 25, 2005

poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.

Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!

by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012