Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard

God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!

by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006

poontater

Someone who frequently mishears what others say, thereby making themselves seem stupid.
Arose from an individual mishearing "Tomb Raider."

I said cheese stick, not cheese dick you poontater!

by Lindsey Hatcher May 27, 2008

poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

by the poon tits December 14, 2010

Poontard

When someone takes leave of their facilities or shows poor judgement based on a desire to have intercourse with a woman.

He is a Poontard when it comes to plus-size women.

by Macatawa March 19, 2009

Pooptart

1. Someone who feels sick for no reason. (A.K.A. Pooptartitis)

2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.

3. An insult.

1. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.

2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!

3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!

by crimsongirloh10 December 16, 2010

poontastic

Anyone who is so hot, tan, buff, etc. that all you can think of is having sex with them.

Man, he/she is so poontastic.

by ashley h. February 15, 2006

poontard

A person completely lacking in intelligence.

Only a complete poontard would fail the California state exit exam

by YargPirateYarg February 24, 2005