Poonis

a poonis is the butt because poo comes out of it like pee comes out of the wiener.

i farted out of my poonis and it smells like poo.

by humungo balls February 18, 2003

Poonis

A form of genitalia that is similar to a penis. It shoots out shit and shoots solid cum. Only a few people in the world have them and when they touch someone else they lose their poonis and pass it on to the person they touched.

“TAKE MY POONIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Poonis

a penis made out of poo

they made love with his ponis and her yum yum

by ddd December 5, 2002

Poonis

Half Penis, Half Poon, Poonis. That is what a hermaphrodite has. I thought of this word first David, you bastard.

That she man has a poonis

by Decidrous October 8, 2003

Poonis

Your anus/rectum being flipped inside out to resemble a penis.

Pee-penis
Poo-poonis

Jim pushed so hard when he was taking a dump he ended up with a poonis.

by Poonisdude1014 December 31, 2008

Poonis

An alien penis

Aw man, that alien had one massive poonis

by Yeet boi 3000 April 9, 2019

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup October 3, 2008