poonivorous

poonivorous is when someone or something eats strictly poontang

person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"

person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"

by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008

Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

Yoonicorn

(n.): a blonde, high-pitched, yet lovable Asian.

Yoon Hoo Lee is a Yoonicorn

by adoringroommatetwins June 9, 2011

penicorn

A Penicorn is a magnifficant creature with a penis as a horn. They are the very pets of the ancient gods! Some say that they are waiting for a soul as pure as a mountain river, to show their almighty presence to.
It is also said that even the slightest glance of such a creature blesses the beholder with eternal beauty.
Scientists from all over the world are trying to gather crucial evidence of it's existance to make an Eternal-Beauty-Potion and make millions. Naturally, ebaum is trying to find one to watermark it and put it on his site.

Omg! The animal that put out the city fire was a Penicorn!
- Duh!

by -Rabies- September 1, 2008

Ponycorn

An Act performed when having a strap-on attached to your head, you then Do the woman or man up the bum with the strap on.

"i well ponycorned that girl last night"

by Kaydel December 18, 2008

Ponicorn

A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.

It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.

If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...

I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.

I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!

Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.

by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013

penicorns

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009