phonication

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

Poonatious

Undoubtably Fucked Up

1. The J.F.K. assasination was poonatious.
2. To not get goozed up on a saturday night is poonatious.

by Kenny J September 23, 2006

Poopation

The act of your bowels ceasing to excrete fecal matter from the colon, resulting in death.

Due to a lack of fiber in her diet, Ashley died of poopation.

by Sarkuliet July 1, 2011

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

Popecation

1. When the Pope takes a vacation.
2. When the Pope's visit to a city encourages working from home and, or taking time off.

1. For the third year in a row, Francis has declined to take a Popecation to his house above Lake Albano. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI is on a permanent Popecation.
2. Popecation 2015 has blessed me with the ability to turn work time into beer time.

by Gr0dan November 4, 2015

postcation

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

Phonication

sexual relationship over phone.

She lives in Florida and Lou lives in New York so they can only enjoy share in the Phonication.

by Therston May 1, 2011