Poondoggle

Woman of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.

I dated her for three months, but came to find out she was a complete poondoggle.

by Le Sodomizer June 30, 2009

poondogle

A dirty ass, nasty as fuck pussy.

Did you see Jessica, I heard she has a poondogle!

by Dyllon712 June 29, 2016

Poolog

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

by bananas brown June 3, 2005

poondoggle

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.

"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"

by philbad January 6, 2005

poolog

To urinate in a person's backpack and then close it.

Wow, I totally just poologged that slampig's backpack.

by NBK May 13, 2005

Poondoggle

Where working to get some poon (sexual intercourse) is wasteful or pointless, but giving the appearance of having value.

"Dude did you have sex with Christa?"
"Nah man, that girl was a serious poondoggle and secretly had me in the friend zone."
"What a bitch."

by Khuge March 14, 2015

poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The women face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, a chain can be created reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken December 9, 2008