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Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017
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Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
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Ohio Pool Noodle

Two fuzzy fellas slap they wieners in sync till they meat touches (Gotta Wear Socks So It Ain’t Gay)
by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025
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Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
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Pool noodle

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
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Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
by Muppet23 October 10, 2021
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