Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide

Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style

by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025

Guiseley Pool Noodle

When you are doing it doggy style while role-playing in a cockney accent, but then ya bird lowkenuinely shits on your cock. You must then proceed to give her a "shitty facial" before shitting on her as an act of revenge.

If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.

My bird lowkenuinely gave me 6 or 7 Guiseley Pool Noodles last night

by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Pool Noodling

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

by labraptor December 3, 2022

pool noodles

A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.

They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.

Dude where are the pool noodles at?

by Notcarter April 1, 2019

Pool noodled

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.

Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!

by PostMacone May 22, 2018