poopstick

One of the best hate filled websites of Moscow, Idaho. Based loosely on nothing, open to anything, unmoderated except for minimal spelling and grammar fixes, usually not though.

Someone tried to press charges against the owner of that poopstick site because someone had said she was a crackwhore.

by poopstick.com April 13, 2006

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

Poopstick

A stick with a fairly large poop on it; often eaten on holidays. It tastes like Chicken when fried.

Mom, can I have a Poopstick for dinner tonight?!

by yerrrrrrrrpd00d November 6, 2009

Chalking the Poolstick

When one individual is having sexual intercourse with another individual who is under the height of 5'.

And that the individual lifts the short individual onto the erect penis. It is called, chalking the pool-stick.

I was fucking this short girl last night, you could say I was chalking the poolstick.

by PowerSoldier December 31, 2016

poopstick

A slang term which is another way of saying 'plunger.'

"Hey Stewie, get me the poopstick!"

by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016

Poolstick

When you take a dump and your poop is so long that it brushes up against your balls as it falls into the toilet. Named for it's uncanny likeness to the length and color of a poolstick and the fact that it's smacking some balls.

Bro: Dude I took a 5 pound dump this morning
Bro2: That's nothing, last week I pushed out a poolstick so massive, it looked like someone took a brown sharpie to my ball sack

by prozaq June 7, 2019

poopstick

It's a poop on a stick. Poopstick can be used in many ways; on lawns, people's porches, and in backyards.


Directions: You can gather poop from your Baby brother or find some on the street, then put it on a stick using a glove. Yes! It's that easy.

I stuck a poopstick in my neighbor's lawn and bugs flocked to it.

by Crazy Z July 27, 2005