Poofie

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"
by Khabib April 29, 2014
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poofy

Drunk, bald-headed, chubby cholo that lays around the house all day waiting for something to happen. Also goes by Phil or Puppet.
by Brown Pride January 03, 2005
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Poofie

When you send a friend a picture of you taking a poo
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Person one: STOP SENDING ME POOFIES
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Poofie

The name for a girls unshaved Va Jay Jay.
"Hey, can you shave your poofie before we have sex, it's too prinkly!"
by Shandel7 February 20, 2009
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Poofie

A selfie taken while on the toilet.

Main rule is you must make it known you're on the toilet having a poo
Here is my morning Poofie!!
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Poofie

What comes out of Gomez's ass.
Holy shit i think Chris just poofied!
by Matt G November 17, 2003
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Poofy McNipples

A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.
"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"
by Ruairidh May 27, 2008
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