Poopshitting

pooping while shitting

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.

by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022

Poohshiesty

Pooh shiesty that’s your dog and pooh you know he really shiesty.

“Aye you know poohshiesty “
“Oh yea poohshiesty that’s my dawg and he really shiesty “
“same bro”

by TyTyTooFly B. January 21, 2021

Poosh

The act of sending an article from your phone while sitting on the toilet taking a poo.

"Hey did you read that article I pooshed you this morning?"

by wordsmithSD June 1, 2018

pooshowbating

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

poofster

British slang for homosexual.

You look like a poofster in that pink flowered shirt.

by J-Mon September 4, 2005

poomshie

The external female genetalia

I was knobbing her poomshie all night. Tasted sweet like butter too.

My my, that bitch is one hot piece of poomshie

Oh poomshie I forgot my gym shorts

Note: this noun is a hybrid anglo-germanic derivative which is best understood wiith a sean conery accent. Failing this it is also easily understood with a hint of the dutch accent.

by Dr Cockels July 18, 2010