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Pooble Dash

The sort of shit that is mostly fart based. Sorta 80%-20%. The net result is shotgun like poo projectiles that make a pebble dash/splatter like effect in the bowl of the lavatory.
I thought I needed to do a shit but instead I just pooble dashed the toilet!
by Acme420UK April 22, 2011
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poobrain

An insult applied to a dim-witted, brainless person.
"I've lost my car keys."
"You poobrain!"
by McGonagall May 4, 2006
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Poobie

A word put in someone else's Facebook status to indicate that they have left their Facebook account signed in and unattended. It's considered to be a tame version of frape, and can be achieved in a manner of seconds because of its short and simple nature.

It usually takes the form of "(name) is Poobie." but variations on the standard poobie are often used. It is also used as a verb to describe the action of poobie.

Being poobied brings shame on the recipient and lets their friends know that they have been stupid enough to allow circumstances in which poobie could occur. It is against poobie law for the recipient to delete a poobie, unless it was done in unfair circumstances, e.g. hacking.
Joe Blogs is Poobie!
Jane Blogs is poobielicious, so delicious, make the boys go loco.
I poobied my mum yesterday, she didn't get it.
by WeezleBlondini November 30, 2010
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poored

Being bored and poor at the same time. Being bored because you're poor, rather.
"Hey man, what are you getting into tonight?"

"Nothing, I'm too broke to do anything. I guess I'll just stay home and do nothing."

"Damn, that sucks man. You're gonna be poored for sure."

"What did you say dude?"

"I said you're gonna be bored, chill, goodnight."
by feetoid October 25, 2009
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Pooble

a little piece of poo; a pebble of poo
i had to go to the bathroom really bad, but all that came out was a pooble.
by stacey murphy September 5, 2005
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Poopreading

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.
Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.
by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009
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Poorbee

Damn Lewis, I can smell the poor from here - you fucking poorbee.
by aYoungTurtle October 30, 2017
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