Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.

When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.

by Padre Midday March 14, 2011

Portland Shorts

Light-wash denim jeans hand-cut mid-way between the knee and the waist; frayed at the cut, inner pocket generally exposed at least one inch.

"oh, hey, did you see Michael's dope ass Portland Shorts?"

example - images.sodahead.com/polls/001120137/rednecks_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg

by physiclagraffiti May 21, 2012

Portland High School

A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!

Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!

by another fake ass hoe November 13, 2018

potland

Nickname for the largest city in Oregon (Portland) because of the copious amounts of marijuana.

According to damn Californians we're all big ass stoner hippies up in this fair city.

Check out definitions for Portland to understand more about why it's awesome. Potland is just for the weed.

by Rachal Ray May 24, 2009

Portland Piledriver

This is a sexual act that begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I gave her the Portland Piledriver on the first date and the bitch did not bat an eye. What a ho.

by uojr October 13, 2004

Portland, Oregon

Known as 'the city of roses', where tattoo ink never runs dry. It is said young people come here to retire. Friendly people, evironmentally concious, great public transportation. Hipsters mecca. Was cool before everone else thought it was cool.

Less depressing than Seattle, more envionmentally aware than L.A. and all the hot chicks wear glasses in Portland, Oregon.

by fionapdx December 28, 2010

Portland, Maine

Portland Maine is fuckin’ wild. Having the most restaurants than any other city in the US, and barley any are chains. Marajuana is leagal (if 18+ duh) & you can litterally walk around downtown, which is probably the best place, smoking a blunt. It’s so retro and good vibes too. Litterally most of our building are 100+ years old. The bitches in Oregon took our name but it’s fine because we’re obviously superior. If you visit go there some places to go are; Silly’s (restutaunt), The Nickelodeon (really old movie theater), East end beach/munjoy hill (most beautiful place in the world), Becky’s diner ( nothin’ finah’!), Portland high school (one of the oldest high schools in the country), and just find other shit to do because there’s a ton.

“Jen I’m tired of staying in Florida when EVERYONE is on fuckin vacay down here.”
“You’re right Tom. Heyyyyyy lets go to Portland, Maine! It’s beautiful!!”

by Spookyskeletons June 7, 2018