Ponnish

A feeling that expresses by dilating pupils of the eyes whereas covering the nose and mouth with multiple fingers.

This pill won't make you ponnish
I feel ponnish

by penguindefinition December 4, 2021

fucks for pennies

a woman who only goes for a man who has no looks, no personality and usually no dick, but has lot and lots of money.

--"Amazing, that ugly rich cunt Andrew has a sexy new chick"
--"Yeah, Karen fucks for pennies!"

by boris the great May 22, 2008

ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.

You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.

by Eberon May 24, 2004

OMG! Ponies!

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

pornie

Someone who loves to watch porn, who won't hide it and has no shame about it.

I'm the biggest pornie ever, I watch so much porn regular TV isn't entertaining anymore.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Hairy Poonie Waggler

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.

Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma May 13, 2005