Ponderosa Spread

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

poserish

A wannabe's wannabe. When one is a poser.

That poser is wearing a shirt that says "PUNK"...how poserish.

by Becky April 19, 2005

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

Ponerise

The action of treating someone like a pony - perhaps a naughty one.

When you find someone willing to be ridden around the room like a pony. With or without accoutrements such as mouth bit, saddle, tail, riding crop.

After I forgot to make dinner, she took into the bedroom and ponerised me.

by Pony Princess February 6, 2010

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003

Potterish

A Boring old cunt with no sense of humour

and a personality of a brown paper bag

Dave is dull he is potterish

by velmalovescock May 21, 2020

Keep 6 on the ponderosa

When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.

Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?

by Coolio1973 September 6, 2018