Pandemigay

Things got really gay during the pandemic. Mostly from Tiktok. Your for you page was undeniable; the thirst traps, the oat milk lattes, the edgy vibes. And, you could view it all from the anonymity of ur childhood bedroom. Tiktok finally gave you the exposure therapy to gay people you needed to realize your own gay potential.

You go from bicurious to bisexual. Maybe you arrive at queer, pan, or gay. Likelier, you're still confused. Hopefully, you've gone wild testing your hypotheses since being vaccinated.

You are a pandemigay.

Yours truly,

a pandemigay <3

"Omg, she's gay now?!"

"Yeah, since the pandemic she's been seeing girls."

"Oh, she's a pandemigay!"

"I've been on lesbian tik tok lately... does that mean I'm pandemigay?"

by golfy October 19, 2021

Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.

After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020

pandemicide

Pandemicide Is the action, inaction or incompetence that anyone or body takes that magnifies or aggravates the impacts of a pandemic or hinders its control method, leading to unnecessary widespread suffering and death

Donald Trumps inaction and willful blindness regarding the Covid19 pandemic has resulted in widespread suffering and death from the virus. Therefore, he is guilty of Pandemicide.

by intothefray March 4, 2021

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

by jubezz October 30, 2010

Ponder

To think about that person or keep constantly bringing up their names.

Ponder - To be in love with them or had a crush on them.

by Shalondafielder26 March 26, 2021

Ponder

To think and keep mention their names over and over again with concerns.

My friend Ponder when he met her.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pandemic wife

The chick that made the Corona Cut.

I BB take you Tiny as my only pandemic wife to netflex and chill and keeping it real till the end quarantine time.

by Im 5280 Tiny March 19, 2020