pompous prick

someone who thinks they are the shit, gods gift to the world when indeed they are no where near anything to that.

Samantha Anne is a mondo pompous prick

by j, March 10, 2009

pompoir

is the practice of stimulating the man's penis solely through use of the woman's vaginal muscles.

the albanian woman used pompoir to please her boyfriend.

by Lauren Rivas December 28, 2007

pompous fuck

a deluded cunt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.

John: "Martin, careful because you may slip. The pavement is wet"
Martin: "What? Do you think I don't know that? Were you expecting me to be surprised? Do you not know who I am?"
John: "What a pompous fuck"

by Orbit079 October 3, 2013

pompous

When you sound like an asshole.

Do you even know how pompous you are?

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

PONPONPON

The word or phrase popularised by the Japanese pop singer, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu from her hit song "PONPONPON", in which she sings "pon pon way way way".

1: Dude, what are you doing?
2: I'm trying to shuffle.

1: Shuffling was so last year.. It's all about PONPONPON now.

by WEEABOOdesudesu May 25, 2012

pompous

1. one whom of which is full of pomp.

2. a self absorbed person.

3. an elitist pig, usually found inflating her/his ego to the point of nausea.

4. a self proclaimed stately person, commonly found talking down to others whom of which are typically in a higher intelligence quotient bracket.

Gads, did you hear Eric at our last gathering? He so pompous, I'm willing to bet that he's a legend in his own shower.

by No One May 16, 2004