polynesian volcano

A polynesian volcano is when you empty a bag of pop rocks in a gaping asshole, then pour a can of coke in and hurry and shove your dick in and hold it there until her ass explodes like a polynesian volcano.

Jesus, Mike D totally pulled off a polynesian volcano on that towney broad last night! #benaffleck

by Bostonian Balls February 7, 2019

polynesian dip

The act of fitting two entire female breasts into your mouth at once.

Bo - "Did you give Sarah a polynesian dip?"
Steve - "No dude, they wouldn't fit in my mouth."

by tomselleck69 September 3, 2011

Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory September 3, 2007

Polynesian pyledriver

while fucking a girl from behind, you quickly snatch her arms out from underneath her while thrusting forward to smash her head into the wall or headboard.

i was railing this bitch lastnight and i gave her the Polynesian pyledriver.

by jeramoo December 29, 2008

polynesian kissing

It's like french kissing a girl but only after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.

Last night I had some good Polynesian kissing with Becky and she said it tasted bitter.

by Whyareallthekoolnamestaken October 7, 2017

polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out

(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo

by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023

polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.

Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.

by no one April 11, 2005