Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"
"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
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Basically, the granddaddy of all equations across all spectrums of mathematics. If you can manipulate polynomials, you can represent almost all mathematical functions graphically.
Also, to clarify the butthurt definition given ahead of me, polynomials actually are not useless in real life. And they are used for much more than the 6th grade application given. Granted, said definer probably didn't use them much in his career flipping burgers.
The form of a polynomial is as follows: Given k is a positive integer, and C is a real number coefficient, and "a" is the value of x defined as the "center" of the polynomial...
A polynomial expression can be expressed by C(x-a)^k.
Expression will be k+1 terms long, each k one integer less until k = 0.
Example: k=3, a=0, C0=100,C1=1,C2=2, C3=3
3(x)^3 + 2(x)^2 + 1(x)^1 + 100(x)^0
All polynomials can be expressed in this manner. Note that a cleaner way to express polynomials is through series, but I don't know how to type that correctly.
Also, to clarify the butthurt definition given ahead of me, polynomials actually are not useless in real life. And they are used for much more than the 6th grade application given. Granted, said definer probably didn't use them much in his career flipping burgers.
The form of a polynomial is as follows: Given k is a positive integer, and C is a real number coefficient, and "a" is the value of x defined as the "center" of the polynomial...
A polynomial expression can be expressed by C(x-a)^k.
Expression will be k+1 terms long, each k one integer less until k = 0.
Example: k=3, a=0, C0=100,C1=1,C2=2, C3=3
3(x)^3 + 2(x)^2 + 1(x)^1 + 100(x)^0
All polynomials can be expressed in this manner. Note that a cleaner way to express polynomials is through series, but I don't know how to type that correctly.
FUN FACT 1) The idea of "imaginary" numbers stems from trying to factor polynomials of k>2.
It is a tedious process to find these imaginary roots, but to see this, you can plug in any cubic (k=3) to a graphing calculator. It will cross the X-axis twice, but, since it has a degree 3(k=3), it MUST have three roots. Therefore, it will have two "real" roots, and one "imaginary" root. Imaginary numbers have obscure use in high level electrical application.
FUN FACT 2) Any function... ANY FUNCTION (e^x, ln(x), sin(x)....) can be estimated using a polynomial function. The higher the degree(k), the more accurate the estimation will be.
This is can be done using whats called a "Taylor Approximation".
It is really simple too, if you know what a derivative is, and how to take it. To get the Taylor Approximation, use the formula:
f^k(x) (Take the kth derivative)
/
k!
This will give you C, and bam, you have your polynomial to whatever k you want.
If you want to show up your high school math teacher, you can use this to solve easier equations instead of dealing with stupid functions like arctan(x). Highschool teachers are not required to take Calculus II, and that is where this simple formula is taught.
It is a tedious process to find these imaginary roots, but to see this, you can plug in any cubic (k=3) to a graphing calculator. It will cross the X-axis twice, but, since it has a degree 3(k=3), it MUST have three roots. Therefore, it will have two "real" roots, and one "imaginary" root. Imaginary numbers have obscure use in high level electrical application.
FUN FACT 2) Any function... ANY FUNCTION (e^x, ln(x), sin(x)....) can be estimated using a polynomial function. The higher the degree(k), the more accurate the estimation will be.
This is can be done using whats called a "Taylor Approximation".
It is really simple too, if you know what a derivative is, and how to take it. To get the Taylor Approximation, use the formula:
f^k(x) (Take the kth derivative)
/
k!
This will give you C, and bam, you have your polynomial to whatever k you want.
If you want to show up your high school math teacher, you can use this to solve easier equations instead of dealing with stupid functions like arctan(x). Highschool teachers are not required to take Calculus II, and that is where this simple formula is taught.
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Hey Joanne, your marrying your 3rd uncle.
But i'm only 13 and he's already married to 6 women and he's 49
You have no choice dear. It's my choice and you have no rights what so ever in this compound and you are much less than anything on this earth so you have to do everything i say and since i say your a polygamist, you have to do as i say as i wrote the polygamist religion.
But DAD!!!
Too late, ceremony is in 1 hour.
But i'm only 13 and he's already married to 6 women and he's 49
You have no choice dear. It's my choice and you have no rights what so ever in this compound and you are much less than anything on this earth so you have to do everything i say and since i say your a polygamist, you have to do as i say as i wrote the polygamist religion.
But DAD!!!
Too late, ceremony is in 1 hour.
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