Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

huh Polling

Something you say when you don't know what else to say or the conversation got really awkward just now.

"I fell in love with one of the muppets when I was little. I still love them."
"huh Polling."

by CaptainLost July 16, 2021

Pulling a Sound of Music

Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.

Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.

by Darren Besert March 29, 2017

cultural cross-pollination

A spicy definition attempting to describe the extent to which cultures have influenced each other. Conjured by Gigguk during the 23rd Trash Taste podcast with Mori Calliope as a guest.

I was wondering like, how many cultural cross-pollination there is.

by Skelebruh November 13, 2020

Pulling a parkes

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021

Pulling a Dre

The act of getting a real loaded gun ripped out of your hands by 2 little children during the act of an armed robbery. involves getting your ass beat, kicked and robbed after the robbery too depending on how busy the little children are.

Person 1: Ey Dre Rob this nigga on craigslist for me.

Dre: *Comes home empty handed after serving 8 months for home invasion*

Person 1: "Where's the meal? My children havent ate in 8 months MF"

Dre: *cries*

Dre: "They They They The They... GOT THE GUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY" *Cries like a baby*

Person 1: "Dammit Dre if you be pulling yoself one mo mf time homie"

Dre: "I aint pulling a dre, I promise 😭😭😭😭😭"

by The_Devil_made ur_GIRL_CRY_469 December 6, 2021