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cross-pollination

When you introduce a friend from one group to a friend from another group, and they become autonomous friends, no longing requiring your services to hang out. Not necessarily a bad thing, but can be disastrous if left unchecked.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear that Joe was hanging with Jane now?

Dude 2: Yeah dude. I introduced them a week ago and they don't even call me to chill anymore. Serious cross-pollination.
by Soren Santos September 18, 2008
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The Pollinator

A sex move (requires a minimum of 3 people), in which one man ejaculates and another man rubs the semen all over his penis and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another woman.
Stacy, Dan, and Ted tried the Pollinator 2 months ago and now Stacy is pregnant, but she isn't sure who the father is.
by stockroom October 27, 2016
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Palinated

When you have such a moment of total stupidity that you forget to breath and can only wink as you babble..."You Betcha, Golly, and I'm a HONKY MOM...I mean Hokey Mom...or was it Hockey Mom"
"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan." –Sarah Pailn, on the Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008

"Oh my GAWD, My head is imploding, I have been PALINATED !!!!!"
by DarkestBride February 20, 2009
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Palinated

1. To be nominated for a political position based on perceived popularity rather than expertise.
2. Appointing or promoting an unqualified person to a job or position as a result of political influence.
Definition 1:
Jane: I just palinated Chuck for president of the Parent Teacher Association! He's just soooo cute!

Dick: She's on the ballot for condo association treasurer? Who palinated her for that?

Definition 2:
Member of Nonprofit Board of Directors: We had to palinate Joey to CFO to keep his father from firing the whole board.

Vinny Cerrato: We palinated Jim Zorn to head coach to keep Snyder happy...
by gfsdave October 20, 2008
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Pollenate

A sexual act where the female is giving a blowjob. When the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and ejaculates up her nose causing her to sneeze.

This is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.
Yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sluts.
by Daddys Long Cock May 27, 2016
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Cross Pollination

When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.
When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.

Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.
by Mike Toshler April 21, 2015
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Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.
Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!
by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013
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