Use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

A term used in frustration when someone claims to have done something for you and you find out that they have not!

Bertie Big Bollox - hey Ron, did you ask Brad about the tourney we discussed last week?
Ron - yeah, I did, no problem -

Bertie Big Bollox - Brad, did Ron talk to you about tourney we discussed last week?
Brad - no mate, he said fuck all about it to me!
Bertie Big Bollox - Next time you see Ron, you tell him he can use my prick as a policeman's whistle!!!!

by Bertie.Big.Bollox February 28, 2011

Policeman

A man in blue who the community hates for trying to protect them

Guy 1: hey there’s a policeman

Guy 2: PIG!!

by Jesus. H. Christ June 25, 2020

Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010

tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017

twonkface policeman

1.a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👮 ♀️
2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*

1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!

by NSegaXP March 16, 2023

Policemadman

Some guy

{Policemadman} is weird.

by Robert The Idiot October 27, 2019

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004