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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
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Polo G

bro 1: AYO
bro2: what's up
bro 1: you listen to Polo G?
bro 2: ofc I listen to the GOAT
by Jaggy42069 August 22, 2021
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pesco-pollo-tarian

Someone who does not eat mammals.
A: Would you like ham and lamb on your pizza?
B: No thanks, but chicken and fish will be fine.
A: Why, are you some sort of bird eating, fish eating vegetarian or something?
B: Pesco-pollo-tarian, baby!
by Sadeanz November 26, 2013
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Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.
Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.
by Joemammy January 18, 2015
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pollo-pescetarian

Regarding dietary habit, a combination of pollotarian (one who eats poultry and no other meat) and pescetarian (one who eats seafood and no other meat) for describing one with a relatively simple restriction, usually based on ethical value, religious faith, or personal taste -- one who does not eat red meat, but only "white" meat and animal by-products; basically, one who does not eat mammals.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want some bacon?"

Person 2: "No thanks, I'm just going to have some chicken. I'm a pollo-pescetarian."

Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"

Person 2: "Someone who doesn't eat red meat."

Person 1: "Why? Are you a religious nut or something?"

Person 2: "No, I just believe that there is a point where the evolutionary advancement of an animal, and its ability to experience emotion, its ability to feel pain, its intelligence, its sociable tendencies, its size -- really its connection to the human race -- is far too advanced for us to allow ourselves to systematically kill them for food we do not need. There are few biological distinctions between dogs and pigs, or humans and most mammals for that matter."

Person 1: "Oh... eh, bacon tastes too good."

Person 2: *facepalm*
by Triforceful April 24, 2011
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Polo Rat

A person that wears all Polo, all the time
Person 1) "I got on Polo shoes, Polo socks, Polo pants, Polo belt, Polo shirt, Polo jacket, Polo glasses, and a Polo hat"

Person 2) "Damn you're a Polo Rat"
by maneandtail April 26, 2013
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Meow! Polo!

Meow! Polo! - this is an adorable and friendly game that can be played between a cat and it’s human. Very similar to the participation in the Marco Polo threshold, but since a cat can’t say, “Marco!”, “Meow!” will have to suffice. In response to the “Meow!”, (Marco) from the cat, it’s human should then say, “Polo!” The game ends when the losing opponent stops responding in return.
I decided to start a game of Meow! Polo! when my cat Snee - Ki, started to have a separation/anxiety attack when she couldn’t find me. In response to her exclaiming “Meow!, I would then answer back by saying,”Polo!”
by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 22, 2018
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