Someone that takes multiple trips to the toilet during the day for a dump and takes great pride in the amount of times they go.
My friend goes to the toilet 2 or 3 times a day and tells me he needs a pony, when he comes back he is really pleased with himself and looks forward to his next visit. To be a {ponymeister} you must be a frequent toilet visitor and share your pony stories with friends with pride.
by DaveySmith October 9, 2016
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PokéMonster is a selfish pokémon player who won't share information, rushes you so that you do not catch the pokémon you need, or makes you leave the Pokéstops because their battery is dead.
Adam is a PokéMonster because he left the stop before I could get the items.
David is a PokéMonster because he rushes me when his phone battery is dead.
David is a PokéMonster because he rushes me when his phone battery is dead.
by AngelCruz3213 April 2, 2017
Get the PokéMonster mug.People who cause inconvenience or damage while playing the game Pokemon Go. This inconvenience or damage can be due either to Pokemonster's inability to function in both the real world and the imaginary world, simultaneously, or their complete self-absorption and the idea that the value of the game they play will somehow fill their complete and total lack of substance as a human being.
Dude: "Man, some chump ran over our corn hole boards and another blocked our parking lot entrance while playing that game Pokemon Go, today at work."
Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"
Bro: "Man! Those chumps are some real Pokemonsters!"
by Dave Deadeye August 12, 2018
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"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."
by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021
Get the poomeister mug.Name for someone who is extremely cute. They often have perfectly beautiful eyes, an infectious smile and the most warming laugh you’ll ever hear. Normally these people are called a fittingly cute name such as Amber and make their partner fall madly in love just by being them.
by Tmptrapp March 21, 2026
Get the Pookmeister mug.He was an OMEGALOL.GIGACHAD.FF15.POGMEISTER for calling into work sick so that he could game with his mates instead.
by HiredSapper August 9, 2022
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