poured up

To be intoxicated by consumption of alcohol.

Dam bro, did you see your ex at the bar acting crazy last night?

Hell ya I did.. she was poured up dog!

by The lohmanator January 4, 2021

poured the cream

The act of pre-mature ejaculation

girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"

by urbanwriter777 April 20, 2010

poured it down

Poured it down means pouring down your love to the person you're having sex with.

"Yeah, last night I totally (poured it down) with Tom"

by LOL kitty kat April 17, 2017

posure

To have good posture

Wow that's good posure

by Posture June 1, 2016

Poured too much wooter In the oots

A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'

I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!

by Quélup October 11, 2017

Pojrescombotron

No, not a piece of medical equipment although originated by a medical designer - pojrescombotron a curse of misfortune which wreaks havoc of a persons work life.

- I hope you fall in a well
Ditto
- Pojrescombotron!
‘Gasps’

by Hi on life, Washington State!! March 24, 2020

pourea

A person named pourea usually really likes video games and has lots of creativity. Also people named pourea really like fruits and vegetables and are very kind and innocent

Look it's a epic gamer named pourea

by 6d7dieir8e November 10, 2020