turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

Profing it

Verb: inconveniantly accessing ones inventory during combat in an attempt to prove further uselessness

Im going to prof a synthesis.
hold on! Im profing it

by masterme21 June 29, 2015

Poring

A cute, pink blob-like monster in the MMORPG, Ragnarok Online. This is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. Porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. Porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

There are also many stronger variations on the Poring, such as Poporing, Marin, and Drops, and the minibosses Angeling and Deviling. All of these can be found in Poring Heaven, two maps south and one map east of Prontera.

"Hey, that priest is mobbing Porings again? Lmao."

by Barako May 26, 2006

mind-poking

The act of playing with another persons mind, this usually also includes an aspect of testing the subject's reactions.

"Jill asked me to drink her blood on halloween!"
"Don't worry, she was just mind-poking you!"

by Chrome November 17, 2012

Pooington

To excrete fecal matter in a posh house or bungalow

What what mother, im just off for a Pooington

by Sadsack May 23, 2006