Poptardilisious

Everything and anything you want it to be.

You are poptardilisious.

by bkaeinliey March 21, 2010

Pottard

An individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. Typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. Pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.

"Why is Joe trying to open the bar's bathroom door with his keys?"

"He's a pottard, just grab his jacket and I'll put him in a cab."

by Towhead January 25, 2010

Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

Pootard

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

Poptard

The father to an unintelligent person.

“How disappointed are your parents that you are their kid”

“Not as much as you think. Dad has accepted that he’s a poptard.”

by RonBurgundy2001 June 11, 2018

Pottard

A person obsessed with the Harry Potter franchise. A harry potter fangirl.

Damn, Abby is such a pottard. She knows every line from every book by heart, and she's read every book and seen every movie 8 times!

by Fuu Ikari June 23, 2007

Poptard

1. Someone who can't eat poptarts

2. Someone who's acting like an idiot, but in a funny way.

Person 1: This poptart wont fit into my mouth!
Person 2: Poptard!

Person 1:Derp A Derp!
Person 2: Poptard!

by LOLmonkey February 3, 2008