A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 31, 2013
Get the Kansas City Pocket Watchmug. its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners
by p cutta April 10, 2005
Get the uncle jeds pocket watchmug. its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket
by p cutta April 10, 2005
Get the uncle jeds pocket watchmug. Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke
by giganiggaoncord August 12, 2023
Get the Pocket Watchingmug. by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023
Get the National pocket watch baby slime daymug. Inserting your penis into your anus.
by Billlee February 24, 2022
Get the Pocket Watchmug.