Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006

Poot

A person with massive, huge, enormous, gigantic, gaint, colossal, mammoth, tremendous, monumental, monstrous, gargantuan, substantial, astronomical, ginormous and humongous feet.

Those are some poot sized feet.

by Lil_Timmy236 November 14, 2022

Pooted

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.

Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*

by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010

poot

1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.

"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"

by hmm!? June 23, 2006

Poot

Demi Lovatos twin sister who was kept in the basement

"Go feed poot" said mom "No She must not eat" said Demi

by JakeCBerlin November 02, 2015

Poot Poot

1.Used to describe superhuman abilities to plug in "Plug Ins" into a wall jack or outlet

2.A slang term for Jesus Juice

3. When an asian person farts and smells like sunny delight

1.My house smells minty fresh! I got summ'a'tat poot poot in me

2.Yeah Tommy, suck that poot poot.

3. Id like a glass of Poot Poot on the rocks please?

(noun) Try summ'a tis Poot Poot. Itll make you forget your mom and dad are divorced.
(adj) Can you smell that citrus pootness?
(pronoun) Oh those dam poots raped that waffle
(verb) WHO THE FUCK POOTED ON My THIGH?
(adverb) Im pootly satisfied!

by A. Kwokster April 15, 2007

pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.

Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*

by JayGulBard May 15, 2007