When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021
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character on king of the hill. generally kind, naive, but about as smart as a brick. voiced by brittany murhpy who passed away in 2009. niece of peggy and hank hill. made a baby named gracie margaret but originally wanted to name her lasagna because she was high on anesthesia.
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In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
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The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.
An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.
An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.
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Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
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Get the God Damn Poon Platter mug.The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid
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